Blackberries and . . . ketchup

Olivia just requested ketchup with her huge, organic blackberries. Preston balked. I hooked her up. No "ew" moment followed. Au contraire: she relished the combo. So much so, in fact, that words failed her. My questions appeared to annoy her a bit. Of course, with this unique ketchup scenario, I had to invoke Uncle Todd, King Ketchup himself . . .